Apparently my life can be summed up in a group of Barbie dolls photos.
When I was a little girl I was adorable in Lily Pulitzer and my Mommy was beautiful in beautiful gowns. We lived in a beautiful house with a wonderful Daddy and everything was perfect.
When I was about 13, I was minding my own business walking down the street and a mother mocking bird swooped down out of a tree and chased me. I ran and ran until I reached the house. This has nothing to do with the owl incident although it hasn’t helped me get over THAT nightmare. I’m sure you can sympathize.
Why of course I dressed in a wool dress and jacket at age 13…didn’t you?
And we used to skate on the pond at the Country Club every winter. Well there were no black people at the Country Club. Which sucked. I had several black friends and I would have loved to hang out with them. Um, that is if my boyfriend allowed me to have friends….oh, crap….we’re getting into some deep stuff here.
Then I found the love of my “life”. Our first real “date” was at the beach. He didn’t look like that, but he did get a perm in high school before I knew him. Should have seen the writing on the wall. He got a real bad sunburn and I accidentally hit him on the back. Can I get a do-over on that? I didn’t really hit hard enough….
Then he left me which was not the worst thing in the world except that I’m just scooping poop all day everyday from dogs, kids, horse and cats. Oh and still deep in poop from the ex.
Today? I’m just Blogger Barbie!
Oh, but all that’s OK because fortunately now I look a lot like this….what, you don’t see the resemblance?
…of course you can borrow my dress…anytime!
HaHaHaHa! Love this post! And I will confess, I am guilty of dressing my daughters and I up in Lily dresses for our summer beach pictures. BUT, I am certainly no barbie. She’s way to perfect for me! LOL
Hope you and your family have a Happy Turkey Day!
You are hilarious! Yeah, yeah, you hear that all the time, right?!
You must smoke something before coming up with these posts. They’re brilliant! So funny.
In fact, I could use your funny over at Crumbs today – I want some great comments and I think you could offer up something really sweet.
http://crumbsintheminivan.blogspot.com
Hey! I’ve been trying to drop on you all week and I think your card only came up maybe once. Don’t think I”m ignoring you! I can’t plane pool to Blogher (unless you’re coming from Syracuse) but I’m looking to room pool!
Love how you did your bio in Barbies.
Really cute idea.
you havent aged!!!! geesh you got the good ‘genes’
Happy Turkey Day tomorrow
I would like to borrow that dress! Is there really a Blogger Barbie? There totally SHOULD be!
Fabulous idea for a post!! You are much more darling than Barbie!
Hehehe! Dating yourself a little on that “thriller dance.” Perhaps edit to the “NSync Dance!” There, I just took 15 years off of you!
Your welcome!
PS – missed you! Sorry I’ve been so lame lately. I won’t let it happen again!
That was awesome! I want to live a Barbie life, too!
You bitch! You stole my boyfriend!
I am gonna get my brother GI Joe to kick his ass for cheatin on me!
hahahahaha
Love this, very clever…. where’s the barbie horses though???
I still have mine.
So cute and funny. I love the blogger barbie…lol!
gobble gobble happy thanksgiving!!!
tell the family I said Hi wish i could be there with you barbie’s and ken’s and skipper’s…
oh who won the PD cookbook-i am assumin it wasnt me LOL