Snippy Wine and Whine

Here’s the weekend in a nutshell..all snippiness subsided as stated in a previous post. We got up at 6 am and as the photo shows, I forgot the nice camera, the flash wasn’t working or the lighting wasn’t the greatest or the coffee pot wasn’t turned on yet.

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But he jumps so cute. He’s my baby! Look at him. Yeah, she’s cute too. Whatever.

The first day went well, but I was so nervous for them that I didn’t take many pictures.

These are from the site, and now that he is so cute I will have to buy them…a lot of them.  Yeah, she looks ok too.  Aren’t his braids fancy.  We always say we paid extra for that tail.

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Yes, he looks at the camera a lot.  I think he knows he’s fancy and getting his picture taken.  That and he’s a big fat pansy so he’s probably terrified.  

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Isn’t he the cutest jumper?  You love him now too, don’t you?  I finally got around to taking a picture when she was called back in the jog.   See the plant in the middle of the path in front of the dark horse?  Scared the poop out of Frosty and he jumped…big fat pansy.  

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She got a 10th which is pretty good for this size show.  No, they aren’t jogging now.  I was too nervous to be worrying about pictures.  I missed that part.  They run out and then walk back. So it’s a jog and a walk. Whatever. He’s still cute and I don’t need caffeine at this time, just my good camera. Or a barf bag and a valium.

That night we decide to watch the Ponies in the “Pleasure Class” which is the biggest misnomer. 3 groups of 30 ponies with 30 kids each, some going in the wrong direction at times, some crying, trainers yelling, and the cutest, nicest, most pleasing ponies win. Couldn’t pay me to judge that.

We decide beforehand after years of watching this that we need alcohol to tolerate it.

“But Mom, you can’t take alcohol bottles in the Colosseum!”

Here comes Snippy!

“It’s ok, we will be fine.”

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“Ok, lets go! Early day tomorrow.”

“You aren’t going to leave that bottle in here!”

“Yeah, I was going to…no well, sure I’ll take it with me”

{{where did I leave the damn thing?}}

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Whoops…snip, snip, snip, y’all were drunk, snip snip,
I’d rather be in a ring with 30 ponies.  any day…

Next day

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Ready one more time

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buying the picture, promise…I always do…

Still too nervous to take too many pictures,

My baby is happy he got a 6th place…yeah, she’s happy too.

Fun life of a show mom…

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Match Game Monday – Pre Pre Thanksgiving

You know the drill by now…it’s time to Match the Stars! Or at least be funnier than the commenter ahead of you…

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this one is easy…I can think of ONE answer…can you think of it too?  Cue the music… 

Dumb Dora is dumb (“how dumb is she?”)! She’s so dumb, she went to B*L*A*N*K on her Thanksgiving vacation!

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Snippy isn’t as Snippy doesn’t

Hi, it’s horse show-eve and I’ve got the jitters. See it’s late and I can’t sleep. Tomorrow could be my make or break day. I’m not sure. Could go either way, but everything is riding on this.

No, silly, I’m not showing, you know that. But here’s the thing. Cute and Sassy hasn’t been at all snippy. In fact she’s been delightful. She shows tomorrow and Sunday and either it’s going to be great or the horse shit is going to hit the fan.

  • I haven’t been yelled at.  I don’t even think I’ve done anything wrong.  And I don’t know why.
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  • I was in charge of the mac and cheese and I served it on the wrong day…and it was ok.
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  • I haven’t been asked to buy one thing except a $5 brass name plate.
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  • She has said “please” at least half of the times that she is supposed to.
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  • I still have all my cash.  I counted.  Twice.  Seriously.
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  • I’m watching my TV.  Seriously.
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  • And I got to listen to talk radio on the way over here.  Seriously.

Calm before the storm?  Cute and Sassy but not Snippy?   No way I can be snippy now…what a buzz kill!

Keep your fingers crossed for her me…us…

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Product Endorsement – Tundra by First Alert

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I was given the opportunity to try the Tundra fire extinguisher by First Alert.  It was not only easy to use and more like a can of hairspray, which I’m a semiprofessional at using.  So this was a no-brainer.  Being a horse person, and traveling from barn to barn for horse shows, this is a perfect product to have on the road.  We leave this Thursday for a weekend horse show and I went to Walmart for another can to take with me.  You know, hay and all, you can never be too careful.  And I can brag about being a spokesmodel.  Which I totally should be.  

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The New Description Of Me

I got a new adjective this week. Cute and Sassy gave it to me. I think it’s one of her new buzz words, so it’s kind of an honor.

I’m SNIPPY.

I believe it’s an adjective.  I think I heard her right…I don’t think I’m Skippy.

Though then I’d be cute and she probably wouldn’t be giving me a look. You know…THE look.

I don’t think I’m Snippy the Horse. Then I’d have been mutilated by aliens. But we are getting closer.

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Nope, I think she means SNIPPY as in short tempered and snappish. In other words, Mother of Teens.

Oh, wait, what’s that? Why right above snippier and snippiest? It says “one entry found” and look who the entry is…recognize anyone?

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We are headed out of town for 4 days to a horse show where I will do everything wrong. Just to let you know. I’ll take some SNIPPY pictures.

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SEAL’s album "SOUL" in stores today!!!

Oh, you’ll hear it and you’ll run out and buy it…but you are going to have to beat me to the store…seriously, I’m on my way now…

With a a remarkable career boasting 15 million albums sold, three Grammy Awards and numerous Top 10 Singles (Kiss From A Rose, Love’s Divine, Crazy), Seal drops a stone-cold soul classic.

That is SOUL, the sixth studio album from critically acclaimed Seal, in stores today.

SOUL is comprised of the best classic soul songs ever created, from Sam Cooke’s ‘A Change Is Gonna Come’, Ben E. King’s ‘Stand By Me’, and Ann Pebbles’ ‘I Can’t Stand The Rain’ to Harold Melvin And The Blue Notes’ ‘If You Don’t Know Me By Now’ and Otis Redding’s ‘I’ve Been Loving You Too Long’.

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Happy Veteran’s Day

I originally posted this on Memorial Day, but I’d like to post it again since, well, it’s Veteran’s day. 

While I have never lost any family member in war, I have had many serve…my father in the Marines, stepfather in the Air Force as a Bombardier, and my Grandfather as a physician in WWII. Here is his portrait and my mother’s own words written on the back of the frame as a family memoir for me to have when she was gone.

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“Picture taken during WWII – He was a Major in the Army Air Corps (now called the Air Force) – Note caduceus (?sp) on lapels signifying that he is a physician – I think there is at least one of these in my jewelry box (the white one) – His overseas duty during WWII was in the Pacific Theater-”

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I am so lucky to have these keepsakes and her words as a reminder of how the past has touched my life.

God Bless America and keep our men and women in uniform safe.

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Paula Deen Cookbook Giveaway!!

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Hey, check out the reviews and giveaways tab for the Paula Deen’s children’s cookbook giveaway…Nov 10-20…just in time for the holidays! Lots of ways to enter!

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Paula Deen Cookbook Giveaway!!

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Hai, y’all, it’s me Linney and I’m back heyah from Savannah with a little ole giveaway for y’all. Whah it’s Paula Deen’s my first cookbook for kids, and Ah know y’all are gonna luv it!

Best of all it’s signed by Paula herself and her husband and one of those cute little critters on the cuvah of the book. Why it’s a keepah!

November 10-20….winner announced on the 21st!!!

OK, did you get any of that? Basically I’m giving away the book, autographed and everything. Here’s what you have to do. How bad do you want it? How many entries do you want? I’m giving you up to 4 with a special day when you can get an extra 4 for the price of 1.

1. Write a blog post and leave me a comment.
2. Put the cookbook button on your blog {linking back here} and leave me a comment
3. Tweet the giveaway and leave me your @name
4. Subscribe to or follow the blog, either blog, and leave me a comment. It will help with the next part.

And if you do any one of these things again on a special day that I decide (because it’s my blog, and I’m queen) you’ll get 4 more chances – 4 for the price of one. Oh, I’ll let you know when it’s the special day. I’m easy…not like that…you know what I mean…

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And I’m submitting my giveaway to Prizeyfetch so you can check there as well as here to see if you’ve won!

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Post Election Shopping Must Haves…

I woke up with the stomach flu…well it started last night about 3 am.

Cute and Sassy asked if it was because Obama won. I just said “yes”.

…that’s a joke…

But seriously if you are an Obama supporter and tied one on last night or if you are a Republican who is in mourning, I’ve got a little something that will make it all better.

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