Hi, just checking in, y’all. I’m pretty excited. I’m going to a blogging convention. It’s called Blissdom09.

It’s hosted by Mrs. Fussypants.

I know, I like her name, too.

I have a roommate. Her name is Janine.  Very cool…she is here.  Stop by and say “hi”.  Don’t tell her I sent you and totally freak her out.  But be nice…

I want to go “SQUEEEEEE”. Ok, I just did. See Blissdom is in Nashville. I guess that would be “SQUEEEEE, Y’ALL”.  I get to go far away and stay in a hotel room. Like a grown up.

I think I’m just as excited about the convention as I am to meet Mrs Fussypants. She is super cool and she can Photoshop her head too. I think we will probably become Photoshop bff’s…and probably total bff’s too…I mean it could go down like the whole Paris thing…

Seriously, who is she gonna pick?

I want to meet Mrs Fussypants more than I want to meet Sponge Bob Square Pants.

More than Hillary Clinton in a Pants Suit

More than Hillary Swank

More than Hillary Duff

More than Patrick Duffy, Patrick Swayze, Patrick Stewart, Stewart Little, Little Miss Sunshine, Miss America, America Ferrara, American Idol…(wait, ummm…OK, yes) , Billy Idol, Billy Crystal, Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, Wyoming, Utah, South Dakota, South Carolina, Caroline Kennedy…(really a Senator?)…Ken and Barbie…

All put together…

And I’m GOING to meet her.  I’ll let you know how it goes…and maybe our heads will be in the same picture for real…not digitally manipulated.  WOW…

Hey, you can come too!  It’d be super fun.  I’m pretty sure they have cake.  If not I’ll bring some…mkay?