My daughter…”the artist” designed this flip video for a contest over at the blog “Pop Sugar”. Isn’t it cute. I know. You want to buy it. Oh, you want 10? I don’t blame you…me too!

Twas the day after Christmas
And all on the floor
is the crap we all got
from the kitchen to the door.

Cause no one picks up
after opening their share.
It just stays there until
Mom yells and threatens to take it to someone who cares.

Why are you so thoughtless
that i have to get so mad?
Are you really that stupid
to think that I won’t break bad?

Oh, you see me typing and
You see the look on my face.
Now you are moving,
Why it looks like you are having a race!

Yep, we’re just a bunch of materialistic boogers
Don’t take my junk
We want to make sure we get the clothes and video games next year
If we have to, Mom, we’ll get you drunk

Then you won’t remember
How we messed up – “let go!”
Merry Christmas to all
“Hey that’s mine, you ho!”

Now the good little angels
Have tidied the nest
And I’m ready for the New Year
I’m going to need a long rest.

There’s nothing like children
Full of spunk and wit.
And I treasure them always
“Get your hands off my stuff you $#%@”