Twas the day after Christmas
And all on the floor
is the crap we all got
from the kitchen to the door.
Cause no one picks up
after opening their share.
It just stays there until
Mom yells and threatens to take it to someone who cares.
Why are you so thoughtless
that i have to get so mad?
Are you really that stupid
to think that I won’t break bad?
Oh, you see me typing and
You see the look on my face.
Now you are moving,
Why it looks like you are having a race!
Yep, we’re just a bunch of materialistic boogers
Don’t take my junk
We want to make sure we get the clothes and video games next year
If we have to, Mom, we’ll get you drunk
Then you won’t remember
How we messed up – “let go!”
Merry Christmas to all
“Hey that’s mine, you ho!”
Now the good little angels
Have tidied the nest
And I’m ready for the New Year
I’m going to need a long rest.
There’s nothing like children
Full of spunk and wit.
And I treasure them always
“Get your hands off my stuff you $#%@”
toooooo funny! Merry Christmas!
I see next year’s animated Christmas classic in the works now!
LOL Hilarious! And true!
Bahahahahahaha! You ‘ho… :::snort:::
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The Gals at SoHo
http://sohoaccessories.blogspot.com
Excellent! I learned a few years ago to have a couple of large trash bags nearby at the very beginning of the morning. As each kid opens a gift, they have to immediately put the paper in the bag. No trash, no next gift. Works.